parakeet:

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

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bakwaaas:

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

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melisscan:

🐾🐈🐾🐈🐾

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

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hickeyking:

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

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970317980622:

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

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gumuhit:

gumuhit:

if i’m sharing it on tumblr it’s still privacy sorry u can’t convince me otherwise this is my house

i trust that all 31k of u will keep this a secret

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uai:

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